Beer Drinking Jokes

This cluster features humorous comments referencing beer, alcohol, or drinks, often suggesting them as solutions to problems or using idiomatic expressions like 'hold my beer'.

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Sample Comments

gjvc Feb 28, 2021 View on HN

drinking booze, i'd imagine...

radley Dec 11, 2010 View on HN

there's beer out there. go forth.

seer-zig Sep 19, 2022 View on HN

Won't work for the people who don't drink.

getsat May 21, 2011 View on HN

Great! Have a beer or two on me. :)

moomin Oct 25, 2011 View on HN

It'll take more than one drink...

geerlingguy May 7, 2020 View on HN

I'll take what you're drinking ;-)

Yhippa Aug 18, 2020 View on HN

More like "please drink a verification can".

MrGuts Apr 28, 2025 View on HN

Hold (what's left of) my beer.

chewyland May 30, 2018 View on HN

Buy me a beer and I'll tell ya.

joshmn Dec 20, 2015 View on HN

Sounds like something a cocktail can solve.