Beer Drinking Jokes

This cluster features humorous comments referencing beer, alcohol, or drinks, often suggesting them as solutions to problems or using idiomatic expressions like 'hold my beer'.

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Sample Comments

gjvc • Feb 28, 2021 • View on HN

drinking booze, i'd imagine...

radley • Dec 11, 2010 • View on HN

there's beer out there. go forth.

seer-zig • Sep 19, 2022 • View on HN

Won't work for the people who don't drink.

getsat • May 21, 2011 • View on HN

Great! Have a beer or two on me. :)

moomin • Oct 25, 2011 • View on HN

It'll take more than one drink...

geerlingguy • May 7, 2020 • View on HN

I'll take what you're drinking ;-)

Yhippa • Aug 18, 2020 • View on HN

More like "please drink a verification can".

MrGuts • Apr 28, 2025 • View on HN

Hold (what's left of) my beer.

chewyland • May 30, 2018 • View on HN

Buy me a beer and I'll tell ya.

joshmn • Dec 20, 2015 • View on HN

Sounds like something a cocktail can solve.