AI-Wife Comparison Jokes

Commenters humorously compare an AI tool or feature (likely a companion or assistant) to their wives, joking that they already have a wife for similar purposes or sharing related anecdotes.

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Sample Comments

belter Jun 7, 2023 View on HN

You need to tell that to my wife...

gd1 Dec 23, 2014 View on HN

My wife is one, so I somehow doubt you have a clue.

FatDrunknStupid Jan 14, 2019 View on HN

Blah, blah blah. Try telling this to my wife.

dwags Mar 18, 2019 View on HN

time spent around the wife counts dude

ChrisGreenHeur Oct 15, 2025 View on HN

is this a complaint about the wife or the ai?

topbanana Aug 20, 2013 View on HN

You sure do mention your wife a lot

johnsonshu Sep 30, 2013 View on HN

give it to my wife. she knows how to do.

rusticpenn Nov 23, 2018 View on HN

Never realised that my wife is also providing this service for me ...

rusk Dec 25, 2018 View on HN

Sounds good but I already have a wife?

CraigJPerry Apr 25, 2016 View on HN

Now I know how my wife feels when she asks what I'm up to...