Coffee Jokes

This cluster features numerous humorous comments referencing coffee drinking, coffee machines, productivity boosts from coffee, and coffee-related quips, often in response to a tech or work-related HN post.

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Keywords

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Sample Comments

kmstout Feb 25, 2024 View on HN

As long as there's coffee.

eru Dec 10, 2008 View on HN

Don't forget the coffee drinking!

sverona Jan 10, 2023 View on HN

Suggestion: make better coffee.

saynsedit Jul 14, 2016 View on HN

Coffee works wonders my friend.

sciencesama Jul 28, 2015 View on HN

let me drink coffee in peace :P !!

Cowicide Jul 24, 2014 View on HN

Would like to see this for coffee shops.

Semiapies Feb 24, 2022 View on HN

Go easier on the fine coffee, then.

100k Mar 24, 2010 View on HN

I have coffee that needs fetching. Perhaps you can do that. ;)

codegladiator Feb 1, 2018 View on HN

Coffee machine is good to have.

jascii Jan 27, 2020 View on HN

"drinking coffee" Sure..