Drug Jokes and Analogies

Commenters use sarcastic humor to compare an article's subject—likely a product, behavior, or business practice—to illegal drugs, addiction, and drug dealer rules like 'never get high on your own supply'.

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IT ABOUT SSD WERE PASSED ACT THE AWESOME AND LOL drugs cocaine drug heroin supply substances heart high mdma drug use

Sample Comments

shlant May 5, 2025 View on HN

you sound like a bot trained on 80's anti-drug messaging.

siva7 Feb 8, 2025 View on HN

Trust me, the drugs won't do this..

tyleo Feb 16, 2024 View on HN

Probably the addictive substances in it :p

andrewfromx Apr 12, 2016 View on HN

you're so right! it's all about the drugs!

p0w3n3d Nov 24, 2025 View on HN

I heard that it's about drugs controlling you

conradfr Nov 13, 2013 View on HN

You forgot drugs, drugs are bad.

Andrew_nenakhov Sep 20, 2021 View on HN

That's what drugs are for, no?!

pmdulaney Feb 5, 2025 View on HN

Don't take this gateway drug!

vsareto Apr 6, 2021 View on HN

It's definitely possible with drugs :)

ionised Oct 24, 2018 View on HN

Sounds like heroin dealer logic.